The patience proof
The Mario blanket
- Hours
- ~800
- Years
- 6½
- Undone
- 1 week
The entire first map of Super Mario Bros 3, stitch by stitch. One week of work undone because a blue was the wrong blue.
Read the storyThe precision proof
Sixty-six wedding dolls
- Guests
- 66
- Dolls
- 66
- Duplicates
- 0
One hand-crocheted doll at every seat of his own wedding, July 2026. One shared base body, swappable hats and shoes, eight team colours. The base pattern becomes the free download.
The full story is being written up.
From the archive
Twenty years of it



